Three sleeps

Saturday, April 21, 2007

until I leave on a jetplane for Vegas.  My plane leaves at 7:59 Thursday night.  Whats up with that?  Why can't they make it an even 8pm? 

I had a party Saturday night for a young group of girls with a few older ones mixed in (moms, mother in laws, aunts of the hostess and guests). 

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Stolen from Southern Fried Girl, brought to you by the letters G, L and the number 7

Saturday, April 21, 2007

1. when was the last time you went to the bathroom outside? hmmm...a couple of weeks ago, outside of a graveyard, on a tree stump
2. when was the last time you saw your parents? my mom in February I think, my dad a year ago last October
3. which family member do you most resemble? My dad
4. do you own your own bible? shaaa...right!
5) do you wear deodorant ? yes
6. do you clean up nice? i can
7. when was the last time you tripped and fell ? seriously, last July down our back stairs
8. where was the last place you slept besides your home? a hotel in Las Vegas in March
9. what are you listening to right now?  Hotnuts is watching a dumb movie.
10. have you ever started an uncontrollable fire? I plead the fifth!
11. ever run out of gas on the road? not yet, knock on wood
12. would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves? cut the grass
13. your middle name spelled backwards? letsrihC
14. what is the last thing you downloaded on your computer? I just installed toontown for Miss Raaaleigh this morning, but that's on Chads computer, not my precious Lola.  The last thing I downloaded on her was Hips Don't Lie by Shakira
15. last time you swam in a pool? last summer
16. have you ever been in a school play? Yes, in grade school
17. how many kids do you want? i have all that i need and Chad's been fixed.
18. music you dislike most? Anything someone else is playing in their car (if I wanted to hear your goddamn music I'd be sitting in your car, now wouldn't I?)
19. you registered to vote? yes
20. you have cable? Satellite
21. ever prank call anybody? um, like 20 years ago
22. would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? tandem sky diving
23. do you have a garden? ha.  hahahahaha.  at our new place its already done so I'll be able to answer yes in a month or so.
24. whats your favorite comic? Far Side
25. bath or shower? morning or night? Shower, depends on if its a straight hair day or curly hair day as to when I have my shower
26. best movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks? Lost in Translation
27. best pizza topping? sausage and green pepper on cracker crust
28. peanuts or popcorn? popcorn
29. have you ever smoked? yes
31. chocolate bar? Mr. Big Chew
32. when was the last time you voted at the polls? a few months ago
33. when was the last time you ate a home grown tomato? home grown....tomato?  no clue.
34.are you good in bed? i should hope so
35. ever order anything from infomercial? No
36. sprite or 7-up? 7up
37. have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/ school? Yeah, I've paid my dues.
38. ever thrown up in public? yes but they have still been mostly private situations, only one or two witnesses lol
39. would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?  well love of course but love and money is even better because then I could get tons of shoes and then in turn hotnuts could get tons of....nevermind, I don't know if I've shared that info here...
40. do you believe in love at first sight? No, how about lust?
41. who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My grandpa I think?
42. did you have alot of hair as a baby?  Yes and its grey in pictures
43. what do you think about most? How to improve my business
44. favorite form of traveling? road trip!
45. if you could have one magical power what would it be? How about the ability to clone myself so I could get more shit done in one day.

Feel free to steal. Just let me know so I can come read your answers. :)

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Hopefully this is the year Riley's ultimate dream comes true, kinda like mine did last year.

We just returned from the eye doctors, and he agrees that she is ready for contact lenses.  Contact lenses!  She is beyond excited to say the least.

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The I's have it...

Saturday, April 21, 2007

The I's have it...

Stole this from someone and now I can't remember who it was.

I AM: fortunate.

I WANT: my house all packed up.
 I WISH: my kids have unending successes in life

I HATE: that I keep forgetting to take SPF pictures

I MISS: privacy

I HEAR: Regis and Kelly in the background, the whirring of the ceiling fan

I WONDER: if the marine R&K are talking to in Iraq is going to make it home. (I hope so).

I REGRET: I wish I could say I regret nothing, that what happened in the past made me who I am today, but I wonder where my life would have ended up had I made a few different choices.

I AM NOT: in shape.

I DANCE: in my kitchen after going for a walk and listening to my mp3 player, I go Ipod in my kitchen as soon as I walk in the door.

I CRY: to tv shows mostly, and when I'm beyond stressed.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: patient.

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: not much, I'm not really artsy fartsy.







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Thursday, October 12, 2006

I am just keeping up my myspace page now and adding blog entries on that when I get a chance.

If you're on myspace, add me to your friends list :)

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Test test

Thursday, August 31, 2006

    does this thing still even work?

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

You Are 76% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?

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What to do, What to do?

Friday, July 21, 2006

I really don't have time to update this thing that much anymore, life has gotten way too busy, between company in town, going out of town, Passion Parties, the kids, the big kid I married, time to put together a coherent thought for others to read on a blog is a rare thing.  I wouldn't even consider this thought co-herent, its not yet 7am, I've only downed a half cup so far.

I've been thinking of changing this to a photoblog, most of my readers here are family and friends, but can't find a decent template out there.  I have found some great photoblog sites, with beautiful pictures and templates I'd kill to have the code for.

travis ruse

kepes vagyok


If you see the coding messed with in the next while, its just me, trying to turn this site into a wanna-be photoblogger site. 

Oh, quick update, right, the kids are having a great summer, Supergirl went up to Chad's parents for a week, had fun, played with her cousins, her first time with these grandparents without mom or dad around.  Aside from the fact that they 'forced' her to eat potato salad (her words, not mine), it was a happenin time for her. 

Carson is on a mission to eat as many fruits and veggies as possible because the only way we are going to Disneyland in June, 2007 is if he grows 1.5".  Totally doable in a little less than one year, but if it gets him to eat vegetables (even the green ones? he always asks) bonus!

Chad's having 'man time' right now with his dad, uncle, cousins.  They're fishing, doing manly things, acting primitive, except at least once, toward the end of a night of heavy drinking, they will talk about old times and tear up, they are sensitive men, especially Chad after a bottle of Crown. 

I had my car party two weeks ago, it was awesome.  I'll upload some pictures once I get this thing turned into a photoblog.


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Update on Matthew Broderick Hunting

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I got myself all gussied up this morning, why I don't know, that right then jinxed me, if I was looking like shit I'd probably run into him at Safeway.  So anyways, I drive through town and see they are setting up to film but not filming yet, and go park in the lot across the street from the trailers, I have a perfect view of the dressing rooms that Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are in.

Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito's trailers

I sit here for about 20 minutes and then a big ass green minivan pulls in beside me and totally ruins my view. Fat Bastard. So I pull out and drive through the main road again, and they are setting up to film in the town square in the center, bringing in clydesdale horses and what not. I did go into my favorite market where I get all of my produce on the corner and they said today was the last day of filming. I drove home and am heading back up in an hour with Carson so that I can actually walk down the main drag and be pretending to show him how cool 'Christmastown' is. When we all know I'm really there because I'm stalking Matthew Broderick and trying to use my 3 year old to do it without looking like a total dork. I found some pictures online of the set in Cloverdale. Check it out, its pretty cool!

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Cosmos and Creamy Beavers

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Some things never change
It's been a while since I've updated...we're all moved in, but not unpacked. I've gone out of town the past two weekends on business/social visits so there are still lots of boxes and pictures to be hung, but have no fear, when its all put in place I will get some pictures up :)

We got home last night from a weekend at Chez Shelley (& Derek), and in evidence from the above photo, I'm happy to say my old friends are still as perverted as ever. We arrived at 1pm Saturday and by 4pm Shelley had already given me 2 Creamy Beavers (made with a *Magic* Bullet even, not just a bullet but a MAGIC one at that) and my cheeks were sore from laughing so hard. 

I love Shelley's Creamy Beaver

At this point my brain function kicked in and remembered I had to work that night, so I slowed down and had Chad bring in my Wares and set up the table.  Can I just say how much I love to do couples parties?  At the beginning the guys are all loud and talkative, until I tell them I have the tools to get them more blowjobs, then they shut up and listen up.  They know that I have important shit to say, and when I say my shit, they nod in agreement and go 'uh huh' and the first thing on their order sheet is the product that makes their wives be MORE WILLING to give more blowjobs.  Needless to say, I sold the wonderproduct to everyone, 6 couples and over $1000 in orders.  Gotta love those small towns with no sex shops! 

One of the highlights to the weekend was not only seeing Shelley and Derek but meeting their friends, who are all incredibly funny and know how to have a good time.   Their neighbors across the street were awesome, I wish I had a picture of Maya, because she freaking rocks.  I would guess she is in her late 50's, she drives the school buzz (to transport the 67 children that attend the elementary) .  I say school buzz because it has to be a BUZZ to be on her bus. She looks all normal and conservative, except for the piercing she has IN HER NOSE because the kids on the  school bus dared her to.  Can you believe that shit?  How cool is Maya!  We eagerly left her in charge of our children after only an hour of meeting her, and she wouldn't take any money, although I did slip her a 'magic bullet' of my own ;)

We also met Tara and Cam, Cam is an officer of the law and our sure fire hit to get out of any future speeding tickets I may get.  (My 12 year streak of no tickets EVER was over a week ago Friday thanks to my friend jinxing me.)  We didn't get him drunk enough because he never put his uniform on (he said he would) nor did he arrest us (which would have been a perk.)

I met quite a few other friendly people, my favorite being a gal who thought I was TWENTY TWO!  22!  Can you believe that?  I just turned 31.  I love her. 

In the meantime, we are home, still need to unpack.  I did take a couple of photos the other day but haven't uploaded them yet, maybe I'll get to that later today.  Later today, because this morning, I am going hunting for Matthew Broderick.   They are filming a movie with him and Danny DeVito in Cloverdale here, Chad saw them on the corner filming, he was 20 feet from Matthew Broderick!  Oh I had the biggest crush on him as a young girl.  Maybe I should slip him some catalogues for him and SJP, they seem like they have a normal, monogamous marriage compared to hollywood standards, they could probably use a little spice in their lives :)

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