until I leave on a jetplane for Vegas. My plane leaves at 7:59 Thursday night. Whats up with that? Why can't they make it an even 8pm?
I had a party Saturday night for a young group of girls with a few older ones mixed in (moms, mother in laws, aunts of the hostess and guests).
Hopefully this is the year Riley's ultimate dream comes true, kinda like mine did last year.
We just returned from the eye doctors, and he agrees that she is ready for contact lenses. Contact lenses! She is beyond excited to say the least.
|You Are 76% Abnormal|
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
I really don't have time to update this thing that much anymore, life has gotten way too busy, between company in town, going out of town, Passion Parties, the kids, the big kid I married, time to put together a coherent thought for others to read on a blog is a rare thing. I wouldn't even consider this thought co-herent, its not yet 7am, I've only downed a half cup so far.
I've been thinking of changing this to a photoblog, most of my readers here are family and friends, but can't find a decent template out there. I have found some great photoblog sites, with beautiful pictures and templates I'd kill to have the code for.
If you see the coding messed with in the next while, its just me, trying to turn this site into a wanna-be photoblogger site.
Oh, quick update, right, the kids are having a great summer, Supergirl went up to Chad's parents for a week, had fun, played with her cousins, her first time with these grandparents without mom or dad around. Aside from the fact that they 'forced' her to eat potato salad (her words, not mine), it was a happenin time for her.
Carson is on a mission to eat as many fruits and veggies as possible because the only way we are going to Disneyland in June, 2007 is if he grows 1.5". Totally doable in a little less than one year, but if it gets him to eat vegetables (even the green ones? he always asks) bonus!
Chad's having 'man time' right now with his dad, uncle, cousins. They're fishing, doing manly things, acting primitive, except at least once, toward the end of a night of heavy drinking, they will talk about old times and tear up, they are sensitive men, especially Chad after a bottle of Crown.
I had my car party two weeks ago, it was awesome. I'll upload some pictures once I get this thing turned into a photoblog.
I sit here for about 20 minutes and then a big ass green minivan pulls in beside me and totally ruins my view. Fat Bastard. So I pull out and drive through the main road again, and they are setting up to film in the town square in the center, bringing in clydesdale horses and what not. I did go into my favorite market where I get all of my produce on the corner and they said today was the last day of filming. I drove home and am heading back up in an hour with Carson so that I can actually walk down the main drag and be pretending to show him how cool 'Christmastown' is. When we all know I'm really there because I'm stalking Matthew Broderick and trying to use my 3 year old to do it without looking like a total dork. I found some pictures online of the set in Cloverdale. Check it out, its pretty cool!
It's been a while since I've updated...we're all moved in, but not unpacked. I've gone out of town the past two weekends on business/social visits so there are still lots of boxes and pictures to be hung, but have no fear, when its all put in place I will get some pictures up :)
We got home last night from a weekend at Chez Shelley (& Derek), and in evidence from the above photo, I'm happy to say my old friends are still as perverted as ever. We arrived at 1pm Saturday and by 4pm Shelley had already given me 2 Creamy Beavers (made with a *Magic* Bullet even, not just a bullet but a MAGIC one at that) and my cheeks were sore from laughing so hard.
At this point my brain function kicked in and remembered I had to work that night, so I slowed down and had Chad bring in my Wares and set up the table. Can I just say how much I love to do couples parties? At the beginning the guys are all loud and talkative, until I tell them I have the tools to get them more blowjobs, then they shut up and listen up. They know that I have important shit to say, and when I say my shit, they nod in agreement and go 'uh huh' and the first thing on their order sheet is the product that makes their wives be MORE WILLING to give more blowjobs. Needless to say, I sold the wonderproduct to everyone, 6 couples and over $1000 in orders. Gotta love those small towns with no sex shops!
One of the highlights to the weekend was not only seeing Shelley and Derek but meeting their friends, who are all incredibly funny and know how to have a good time. Their neighbors across the street were awesome, I wish I had a picture of Maya, because she freaking rocks. I would guess she is in her late 50's, she drives the school buzz (to transport the 67 children that attend the elementary) . I say school buzz because it has to be a BUZZ to be on her bus. She looks all normal and conservative, except for the piercing she has IN HER NOSE because the kids on the school bus dared her to. Can you believe that shit? How cool is Maya! We eagerly left her in charge of our children after only an hour of meeting her, and she wouldn't take any money, although I did slip her a 'magic bullet' of my own ;)
We also met Tara and Cam, Cam is an officer of the law and our sure fire hit to get out of any future speeding tickets I may get. (My 12 year streak of no tickets EVER was over a week ago Friday thanks to my friend jinxing me.) We didn't get him drunk enough because he never put his uniform on (he said he would) nor did he arrest us (which would have been a perk.)
I met quite a few other friendly people, my favorite being a gal who thought I was TWENTY TWO! 22! Can you believe that? I just turned 31. I love her.
In the meantime, we are home, still need to unpack. I did take a couple of photos the other day but haven't uploaded them yet, maybe I'll get to that later today. Later today, because this morning, I am going hunting for Matthew Broderick. They are filming a movie with him and Danny DeVito in Cloverdale here, Chad saw them on the corner filming, he was 20 feet from Matthew Broderick! Oh I had the biggest crush on him as a young girl. Maybe I should slip him some catalogues for him and SJP, they seem like they have a normal, monogamous marriage compared to hollywood standards, they could probably use a little spice in their lives :)
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