We got home last night from a weekend at Chez Shelley (& Derek), and in evidence from the above photo, I'm happy to say my old friends are still as perverted as ever. We arrived at 1pm Saturday and by 4pm Shelley had already given me 2 Creamy Beavers (made with a *Magic* Bullet even, not just a bullet but a MAGIC one at that) and my cheeks were sore from laughing so hard.
At this point my brain function kicked in and remembered I had to work that night, so I slowed down and had Chad bring in my Wares and set up the table. Can I just say how much I love to do couples parties? At the beginning the guys are all loud and talkative, until I tell them I have the tools to get them more blowjobs, then they shut up and listen up. They know that I have important shit to say, and when I say my shit, they nod in agreement and go 'uh huh' and the first thing on their order sheet is the product that makes their wives be MORE WILLING to give more blowjobs. Needless to say, I sold the wonderproduct to everyone, 6 couples and over $1000 in orders. Gotta love those small towns with no sex shops!
One of the highlights to the weekend was not only seeing Shelley and Derek but meeting their friends, who are all incredibly funny and know how to have a good time. Their neighbors across the street were awesome, I wish I had a picture of Maya, because she freaking rocks. I would guess she is in her late 50's, she drives the school buzz (to transport the 67 children that attend the elementary) . I say school buzz because it has to be a BUZZ to be on her bus. She looks all normal and conservative, except for the piercing she has IN HER NOSE because the kids on the school bus dared her to. Can you believe that shit? How cool is Maya! We eagerly left her in charge of our children after only an hour of meeting her, and she wouldn't take any money, although I did slip her a 'magic bullet' of my own ;)
We also met Tara and Cam, Cam is an officer of the law and our sure fire hit to get out of any future speeding tickets I may get. (My 12 year streak of no tickets EVER was over a week ago Friday thanks to my friend jinxing me.) We didn't get him drunk enough because he never put his uniform on (he said he would) nor did he arrest us (which would have been a perk.)
I met quite a few other friendly people, my favorite being a gal who thought I was TWENTY TWO! 22! Can you believe that? I just turned 31. I love her.
In the meantime, we are home, still need to unpack. I did take a couple of photos the other day but haven't uploaded them yet, maybe I'll get to that later today. Later today, because this morning, I am going hunting for Matthew Broderick. They are filming a movie with him and Danny DeVito in Cloverdale here, Chad saw them on the corner filming, he was 20 feet from Matthew Broderick! Oh I had the biggest crush on him as a young girl. Maybe I should slip him some catalogues for him and SJP, they seem like they have a normal, monogamous marriage compared to hollywood standards, they could probably use a little spice in their lives :)
June 25, 2006 08:11 PM PDT
What the hell is that cake exactly? Is it what I think it is?
I am sorry..I could neve eat that...lol
So do tell...did you see Ferris after all?
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